if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower
Getting a sleeve done
Flawless casting for Spielberg’s Lincoln
Fuck I can’t wait.
sometimes i see a cute boy and i just
my cat came out of the closet and terrified me
i meant this like he physically strutted out of a closet my cat isnt gay i dont think
i lost 40 pounds in one day and YOU CAN TOO if you cut off your leg
- me: mom, i need money
- mom: what? did you spend those two dollars i gave you in 2003 already?
my brother and i were on our way to the supermarket this morning and i was stuck behind a really slow car and he was all “fuckin asians” and i said something like “don’t diss the asians, without them we’re just a bunch of cocks” and he just looked at me funny
later when we were in the supermarket he stopped all of a sudden and looked at me wide-eyed and goes, “cauc-asains. oh my god.”
Daaaaamn girrrrl are you a smoke detector cause you’re annoying and won’t shut the fuck up