totally-relatable:

Expectation:

Reality:

niallshit:

if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower

santas-sex-slave:

Getting a sleeve done 

callmyauntfrankie:

sometimes i see a cute boy and i just

myraggedydetective:

myraggedydetective:

my cat came out of the closet and terrified me

i meant this like he physically strutted out of a closet my cat isnt gay i dont think

darrynek:

i lost 40 pounds in one day and YOU CAN TOO if you cut off your leg

thatwinchesterangel:

loki-soldier-got-hiddlestoned:

peecest:

my brother and i were on our way to the supermarket this morning and i was stuck behind a really slow car and he was all “fuckin asians” and i said something like “don’t diss the asians, without them we’re just a bunch of cocks” and he just looked at me funny

later when we were in the supermarket he stopped all of a sudden and looked at me wide-eyed and goes, “cauc-asains. oh my god.”

Omg

bugnation:

Daaaaamn girrrrl are you a smoke detector cause you’re annoying and won’t shut the fuck up